Posts Tagged ‘golf joke’

Golf Humor – Five Bucks

October 15, 2015 Posted by Matt


Five Bucks

Five bucks the golf ball is going to end up in the sand trap?  Yeah…  I’m not taking that bet…

Lost Golf Balls

September 6, 2015 Posted by Matt

Lost golf Balls

How many lost golf balls did you have?  Why is par so easy to make at the 19th hole? Kinda happens automatically huh?…

Golf Joke – Divots

August 27, 2015 Posted by Matt


Violators are subject to assisting the maintenance crew for one week…Be sure to replace your divots!

Golf Joke – Depressed

August 25, 2015 Posted by Matt


Golf Joke

Unfortunately I get depressed multiple times a round!

Golf Joke – Woods

August 4, 2015 Posted by Matt

Naples Golf Guy

I’m hitting my woods just great.  The real question is how do I get out of them!  How are you hitting your woods?  I don’t know about you but I prefer a golf course without a lot of trees.  Whether your interested in a golf community in Naples with trees or without, I’d be happy to help point you in the right direction.

Golf Joke – No dentist

July 19, 2015 Posted by Matt

I know a better way to get rid of that tooth!  Now stand still and we’ll save you a trip to the dentist.

Golf Joke - Cheaper than a dentist

Golf Joke – Seniors

July 15, 2015 Posted by Matt

Two seniors on the golf course on a picture perfect day.


Golf Joke – Flag Stick

July 10, 2015 Posted by Matt

Seems like a reasonable way to get someone to cut the lawn.  I would cut my lawn if my wife put a flag stick in the backyard!

Golf Joke

Golf Joke – Sleep on the Couch

July 7, 2015 Posted by Matt

I think I might have gone a little too far.  I hate to sleep on the couch, how long do you think it’ll be before she let’s me back in?

Golf Joke - Sleep on the couch

Golf Joke – Sick Golfer

June 30, 2015 Posted by Matt

I really don’t feel well, I truly am a sick golfer. Do you think she’s buying it? Brings back memories of Ferris Buehler’s Day Off!

Sick Golfer