Golf Humor – Five Bucks
October 15, 2015 Posted by Matt
Five bucks the golf ball is going to end up in the sand trap? Yeah… I’m not taking that bet…
Posts Tagged ‘golf joke’
Lost Golf Balls
September 6, 2015 Posted by Matt
How many lost golf balls did you have? Why is par so easy to make at the 19th hole? Kinda happens automatically huh?…
Golf Joke – Divots
August 27, 2015 Posted by Matt
Violators are subject to assisting the maintenance crew for one week…Be sure to replace your divots!
Golf Joke – Woods
August 4, 2015 Posted by Matt
I’m hitting my woods just great. The real question is how do I get out of them! How are you hitting your woods? I don’t know about you but I prefer a golf course without a lot of trees. Whether your interested in a golf community in Naples with trees or without, I’d be happy to help point you in the right direction.
Golf Joke – No dentist
July 19, 2015 Posted by Matt
I know a better way to get rid of that tooth! Now stand still and we’ll save you a trip to the dentist.
Golf Joke – Flag Stick
July 10, 2015 Posted by Matt
Seems like a reasonable way to get someone to cut the lawn. I would cut my lawn if my wife put a flag stick in the backyard!
Golf Joke – Sleep on the Couch
July 7, 2015 Posted by Matt
I think I might have gone a little too far. I hate to sleep on the couch, how long do you think it’ll be before she let’s me back in?
Golf Joke – Sick Golfer
June 30, 2015 Posted by Matt
I really don’t feel well, I truly am a sick golfer. Do you think she’s buying it? Brings back memories of Ferris Buehler’s Day Off!
